Monday, November 29, 2010

U-REEEE-BYE!!

Juan Uribe is a Dodger

I imagine this is exactly how Stifler felt when he found out his mom started dating Mr. Woodcock.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Sounds about right
http://mobile.theonion.com/articles/26yearold-to-see-every-asshole-he-ever-went-to-hig,2609/?mobile=true
See y'all in downtown Walnut Creek tonight!!

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Three guys walk in a bar… a white guy, an asian guy and... Totally kidding. But I just came from the restroom. As I’m using urinal #1 someone comes in to use stall #1 for a little #2. As I’m washing my hands I hear this cartoon fart that made me almost laugh out loud (a. because I still act like I’m 12 years old and b. because fart jokes will never get told). But as I’m smiling and laughing to myself ANOTHER person walks in catching me laughing to myself. I must have looked like a ra-tard.

Oh hai all seven of my followers!

Thoughts from the weekend on Tuesday.

I'm still tired from last Thursday's karaoke session (too soon)
Andrew Luck is pretty amazing
Ron Dayne and Tiki Barber (too soon) gave us the best Thunder and Lightning show Saturday night
I love the Niners but they are embarrassingly bad and shouldn't even be considered an NFL team
I miss my satallite but love my new seat.
Katrina has a new doo, congrats!
Happy Thanksgiving!!

Friday, November 19, 2010

SR, K-Ci and JoJo and the Boy with the Girl without her purse!!!

Thoughts from last night:

Sonia Rao unveiled a few new yams last night at Kimo's on Polk. She's kind of talented
Nothing better than listening to a talented performer and continuing the eargasim at a karaoke bar.
New favorite solo karaoke jam to belt out: K-Ci and JoJo - All My Life
New favorite duet karaoke jam to belt out: Usher - Love in this Club "feet" ~~Young Jeezy~~ Yessie
"Cash Only" sucks, but getting your wallet and cell stolen is worst...