Not even overweight Spicoli could save Coach Sing's job...

::Niners::

At least we still have the Giants

The west is ours because of this guy!

tea-tea-tea-teach me how to dougie Drew Stanton

Child Abuse Awareness

Great!

I guess I need a new bar :-/

Concord kids arrested for choking someone else's chicken(s)!

Sheesh! When I was young, I definitely made sure no one caught me!

Someone has too much time on their hands...

I found this email thread extremely fun-knee of a 25 to-do list before turning 25(click picture to read)

My responses are in red

Even MJ thinks it's (much) too soon

New MJ YAM FROM THE DEAD!!???!

U-REEEE-BYE!!

Juan Uribe is a Dodger

I imagine this is exactly how Stifler felt when he found out his mom started dating Mr. Woodcock.

First Milestone...

Double digit followers!!!

Sounds about right
http://mobile.theonion.com/articles/26yearold-to-see-every-asshole-he-ever-went-to-hig,2609/?mobile=true
See y'all in downtown Walnut Creek tonight!!

Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?

 Mmmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that

bathroom lols

Three guys walk in a bar… a white guy, an asian guy and... Totally kidding. But I just came from the restroom. As I’m using urinal #1 someone comes in  to use stall #1 for a little #2. As I’m washing my hands I hear this cartoon fart that made me almost laugh out loud (a. because I still act like I’m 12 years old and b. because fart jokes will never get told). But as I’m smiling and laughing to myself ANOTHER person walks in catching me laughing to myself. I must have looked like a ra-tard.

Oh hai all seven of my followers!

Thoughts from the weekend on Tuesday.

I'm still tired from last Thursday's karaoke session (too soon)
Andrew Luck is pretty amazing
Ron Dayne and Tiki Barber (too soon) gave us the best Thunder and Lightning show Saturday night
I love the Niners but they are embarrassingly bad and shouldn't even be considered an NFL team
I miss my satallite but love my new seat.
Katrina has a new doo, congrats!
Happy Thanksgiving!!

SR, K-Ci and JoJo and the Boy with the Girl without her purse!!!

Thoughts from last night:

Sonia Rao unveiled a few new yams last night at Kimo's on Polk. She's kind of talented
Nothing better than listening to a talented performer and continuing the eargasim at a karaoke bar.
New favorite solo karaoke jam to belt out: K-Ci and JoJo - All My Life
New favorite duet karaoke jam to belt out: Usher - Love in this Club "feet" Young Jeezy Yessie
"Cash Only" sucks, but getting your wallet and cell stolen is worst...

Interesting...

My colleague has cereal every morning before 9. It is now 2:16 in the afternoon

MVB and this guy sitting in a tree...

ARE EE AYE DEE EYE EN GEE

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

The Boy with the Girl with the...

Hi YESSIE!!!